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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

No way

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Patriots decline to say whether Stefon Diggs has passed key physical in contract - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

What Wilson said about Logan Gilbert’s second rehab start - Seattle Sports

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

New COVID variant could come with extremely painful symptom - PennLive.com

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How One Keto Trial Set Off a New War in the Nutrition World - WIRED

No, not a chance

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)