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10.06.2025 02:18

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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